Starcraft

When you hear 'Starcraft,' what do you think of? If you are like me, you immediately envision something exciting, thrilling, otherworldly, maybe a vehicle to another dimension, maybe a portal, maybe starry adventures in the Great Beyond.

But you would be wrong. Starcraft is a roofing subcontractor from Oakland. And unless they are building portals to other dimensions on those rooftops...I feel more than a little cheated.

I'm tempted to write them a strongly worded letter. Or maybe to start checking out their work under the cover of darkness to see what they're REALLY up to...