Email of the Day

"you know what sucks? i'll tell you what sucks -- when you buy a "gourmet orange" for $1.23, you go to peel it and the skin is all juicy and perfect and you say to yourself damn this is gonna be the best orange in the world and then you get to the orange itself and it is one of those dry bizzarro oranges whose souls have been sucked dry by some citrus vampire but you feel you have to eat it anyways cause you spent $1.23. Now that's what sucks."