I'm not gonna lie: the flu is RAD. After I woke this morning from a rip-van-winkle-esque slumber, I freshened up in the ladies room, shuffled onto my scale, and BOO YAW! Sweet mamma jamma weight loss, batman! The flu is a kickin' cure for those extra pounds you couldn't shed. Ladies, if you have a hot date coming up soon and you want to fit into that slinky cocktail dress from two years ago, come over here and lick my tea mug. You won't regret it.
Now for some nachos...
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The flight would be rather expensive, so could you lick a bunch of things and mail them to me? I'll reimburse you the postage.
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