Hope: What is glasses and not a hat?
Me: I don’t know!
Hope: What is yellow and not a pig?
Me: Hope, are there answers to these?
Hope: No.
Hope: What is red and a bird and starts with ‘M’?
Me: I don’t know! What?
Hope: A hummingbird!
Me: That doesn’t start with ‘M’!
Hope: I know! I tricked you!
Grampa: Hope, I think that’s called ‘lying.’
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Ah, those subtle distinctions...
I once asked a yawning six-year-old why she was so tired.
"I only got one piece of sleep last night!"
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