Cab Driver

So this cab driver last night on the way home from Danielle’s is telling me about picking up people in North Beach who are just LOADED and who, after giving him slurred directions to their home, promptly pass out. And he hates when that happens, because when he arrives, he’s not allowed to shake them awake or anything due to lawsuits in the past where cab companies have been sued by girls screaming ‘He tried to rape me!’ So here is how he wakes them up: he gets outside of the cab, and shakes the entire car. Then, when they wake up, he climbs back in and closes his door. And the drunk person, fumbling with their money, goes, “Did you feel that earthquake??”