Death by Nog

I passed an ad today that said, "Pass the Nog! Spread Holiday Cheer!" and there's an illustration of a generous hand reaching out a car window holding out a coffee cup to a joyful pedestrian. And I couldn't help but think that this ad must've been made in, say, Idaho, because nobody here would EVER think it was a good idea to start taking mysterious cups of good cheer from perfect strangers. I know if someone handed ME a cup of eggnog from their car window, I'd most likely turn tail and run, just in case they were about to offer me a scone, too. I could just see the headlines now: "Girl Drinks Stranger's Nog, Dies." It'd be one of those articles that people forward around, prefacing it with, "What an idiot! Why in the WORLD would you drink from a cup handed to you by a stranger? Who DOES that? Yeah, she had it comin' to her...Darwinism at its finest."