Tuesday, November 20, 2007

You Can Use This If You Want

running for the bus
coffee clutched in hand, splashing
on my hoodie cuffs

You will be happy to know that I figured out a fabulous preventative measure for this all-too-frequent-soaking-of-the-cuffs phenomenon in RonaWorld. Napkins tucked up my sleeves. They stick out in a nice little fan cupping my hands, preventing all ambitous liquid from getting to my clothing. And let's not forget the added bonus of making me look like a scarecrow or someone who should not have left their house this morning without adult supervision.

I don't know why I'm single. This kind of genius...