Day 28 and a Half: Kevin

Meet Kevin. Another fabulous coworker, he became jealous the day he heard giggling from the conference room during Cynthia's shoot. "What day am I?" he queried. "Day THIRTY ONE?" That's how he referred to himself, all day long: "Day 31." "I might as well be Day TWO BILLION, SHARONA. But that's fine. Totally fine. I mean, I didn't want to crawl like a tiger on the conference room table or anything. Nope. I see where I stand. Just dayyyyyy 31." By noon I decided to call him on his faux-desire to model for me: "You're not Day 31, Kevin! You're Day 28 and a HALF. Meet me in the conference room. Five minutes." And ten side-splitting minutes later, my bluff was called--he was totally great. I fold.