Me to coworker: Matt, we want to order flowers or something for Mark since he's out sick for a couple weeks. What do you think he'd like?
Matt: A tobacco plant.
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"I feel overwhelmingly grateful to them, but I don't know what to do with their invisible gifts."--J.D. Salinger
About Me
- Sharona
- London, United Kingdom
- Just a girl living a life split between San Francisco and London, armed with nothing but a camera and very little to say.
Who I Love
- Ana Maria the Colombian Princesa
- Annelies the Poet, Traveler, and Foodie
- Baby Tar Heels
- Brian the Music Guru
- Da Womack Clan
- Deee My BFF on Becoming an Apple
- Dinana the Latina Poetress
- Fearless Cookery
- Gina the Rockstar Knitter
- Katy the Opera Singer
- Larissa: Teaching Engrish in Taiwan
- Lea Ann the Sunny Defector
- Loren!
- My NYC Wingwoman
- Okie in the City: New York Man-Me
- Sideshow Goshco, College Roommie, Sex Slave, etc.
- Treena the International Writer
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- J is for Japantown and a Pagoda at Night
- C is for City Lights, a Book-Lover's Friend
- On books, brunch, and rainy Sundays
- On Beauty
- Misguided Management
- Can I Use Your Shower?
- My Three Favorite Things. IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
- Graffiti I Saw Last Friday
- there's a fine line between old lady and small child
- Me After Two Corn Dogs and a Glass of Sauvignon Blanc
- AND YOU SHALL KNOW MY FRIENDS
- The Circus Ain't for Everyone
- A Barry Manilow Party
- On Planning a Trip to Vegas
- What is he tinkling?
- CHANGE TO THE LIST!
- The Final List for Alphabet Soup!
- One more pearl in my crown
- That Gandhi
- Overheard
- The Janitor
- Kitchen Observation
- Katy the Existentialist
- One Minor Clause About Alphabet Soup
- Haiku for the Misunderstood
- It's Leslie's Birthday Tomorrow!
- My Next Photo Project: Alphabet Soup!
- I was TOTALLY right.
- I can feel it...
- I Think She Drew Me in Skinnies
- A Recommendation for FTD
- They Say It's Your Birthday
- Professional Tips, by Rona
- PeyPey's Picture
- My New Niece!
- Okay, okay, FINE.
- When Poets Drunk Text You
- Spain? Or Portugal?
- I'm so famous I'm so famous I'm so famous
- Day 30: Mama Gray!
- The Forced Launch of Spain Pictures
- Blog Withdrawals
- Ode to Refrigerator Art
- Day 28: Take Two
- That's Right. Use Me.
- Damn, It Feels Good to Be a Gangster
- Before I Forget This Gem
- Home Sweet Internet
- Day 29: Mindy
- Day 28 and a Half: Kevin
- The Bell
- How We Pick Our Subcontractors
- Dumb versus Mean
- Footnote
- Day 28: Cynthia
- Day 27: Korean (Grand)Mama
- Day 23: Back-Tracking
- Day 26: Young
- My Perfect Life
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1 comment:
haha...that made me laugh.
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