"I got a lamb platter from this street vendor on Broadway and brought it home. I'm eating away and all of a sudden my fork pokes something weird. I look at it and think it's a grape leaf.
No...
It's an actual fucking leaf! A leaf was in my platter! And then I started thinking, "What if this was on the street? What if a dog pissed on the sidewalk, the leaf fell into it, then the urine dried, and the leaf blew away and fell into the vendor's rice and now I've been eating rice covered in dog piss?"
I'm hungover so I ate it anyways."
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