Last night I met Tori at a bar in the mission to hear her boyfriend deejay. The following are real dialogues and lines I heard:
While his girlfriend was busy: "You're f*cking SEXY."
"My buddies and I voted and we think you have the best outfit here."
"I really like Adidas."
"How old are you?"
"26."
"Dang, you look 23 if a DAY."
"What's your name?"
"Sharona."
"Right. And my name's...Sam."
"No, I'm serious. It's Sharona."
"Shit. I'm Alex."
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"How old are you?"
"26."
"Dang, you look 23 if a DAY."
to which i reply...
"the great thing about being 26 is I've had twice as much to drink for half the price and you STILL look like a complete jackass"
only you, my dear, only you . . .
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