I can't even begin to describe the delights of this sign.
1. 'France!' Um...okay. Let me give this game a whirl. GERMANY!
2. Drink special: rum and coke! Whoa. I'd love to give my compliments to the bartender. Right after I finish this screwdriver.
3. Yes, please, another two-ingredient drink. I do love me those cape cods. Hold the triple sec--I'm SO not looking for a cosmo.
4. LIVE JAZZ?? Why go to the Jazz District or even North Beach when you can get LIVE JAZZ right here on Union Square?? But make sure you show up early, or you're going to get a weary bartender.
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